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ssoysauce:

shut up police officer you’re like 12

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ryanroasts:

if u dont think i’d do some fucked up shit for concert tickets then u are dead wrong 

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snapchatting:

one day i will figure out how boys work. and when i do, i’ll be unstoppable 

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rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

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fruitpacks:

yolotov-cocktail:

fruitpacks:

*snorts pollen* i love nature

You know pollen is plant sperm right

even better

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foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

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41st:

i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.

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waltass:

i cant believe actor lee pace was the first to make extraterrestrial contact  

waltass:

i cant believe actor lee pace was the first to make extraterrestrial contact  

kiggor:

Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath

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