nuodai:

im such a fucking jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode

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seedy:

HOW DO PEOPLE EMAIL TEACHERS SO QUICKLY I SIT THERE FOR 1 HOUR TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER TO START OFF WITH HI OR HELLO 

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jaclcfrost:

do you know how difficult it is to feel secure in your looks and personality and overall self when absolutely no one has ever shown any interest in you whatsoever like yeah you shouldn’t base all of your self-confidence on other people but still there’s like always that irritating little voice inside of you that tells you that you’ve never been worth a second glance or getting to know for anyone and you can try to ignore it all you want but it’s still there

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phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

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mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

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prettymuchdone:

“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

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rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

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