bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
Me: image

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  • Me : makes a joke
  • *class laughs*
  • Me: smiles for half an hour, proud
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riddlemehiddleston:

riddlemehiddleston:

I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANNONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER

DON’T YOU DARE REBLOG THIS I MIGHT GET SUED 

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vagisodium:

my solution to a terrible party is making grilled cheese. i was at this awful party one time so i went to the kitchen and just started grilling cheeses and everybody at the party was like “check it out this guy is grilling cheese” and i made everybody a grilled cheese. the party was good after that

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hungarian:

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire

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stephencrutch:

The High Lonesome by Stephen Crutchfield 

stephencrutch:

The High Lonesome by Stephen Crutchfield